This is srs bzns. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5977560-8"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @nowhere-fast)http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspbv9cx1O1qz8ncbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TODAY. IS. THE. DAY.</p> <p>Update:  did not even know my face could go that red.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/235181283http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/235181283Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:09:00 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksngoxksMm1qz8ncbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Lazy day at work waiting for Don Draper to come in” edition</p> <p>UPDATE  He’s been postponed.  The day has become even lazier.  :(</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/234128472http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/234128472Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:58:09 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tinycastles.tumblr.com/post/233520991/washington-washington-def-a-classic" target="_blank">tinycastles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WASHINGTON. WASHINGTON.<br/><br/>Def a classic.</p> </blockquote> <p>The MOST classic.  I miss Brad Neeley</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/234040242http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/234040242Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:52:57 -0800<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3654072/">SUCCESS!</a>: <p>I’ve finally got my own (measly, anorexic) IMDb page!  Whoooooo!</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/232012427http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/232012427Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:41:31 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O7xrr8XQ_-Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O7xrr8XQ_-Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chuckmore.com/post/231001452/leonardthegeorge-the-shake-weight-i" target="_blank">chuckmore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leonardthegeorge.tumblr.com/post/230997712/the-shake-weight-i-havent-had-a-pump-like" target="_blank">leonardthegeorge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Shake Weight!!!</p> <p>“I haven’t had a pump like this for a really long time…”</p> <p>That quote pretty much sums it up…</p> </blockquote> <p>You’ll never guess how you know when your workout is finished…</p> </blockquote> <p>Kevin’s bouts of insomnia have gifted him with the opportunity to see this on many occasions.  He was trying to describe it to me, but it never was as hilarious as actually seeing it in action.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/231017039http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/231017039Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:22:53 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshxq8vqFq1qz8ncbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Morning snacks are sometimes nice. Very underrated compared to the ol’ standby afternoon snack.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/231015513http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/231015513Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:20:00 -0800<p><a href="http://tinycastles.tumblr.com/post/227234805/i-have-a-book-club" target="_blank">tinycastles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>join or be jeal. your call.</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to join!!!  I want to join!!!</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/227338416http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/227338416Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:11:34 -0700<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5pt6AgKR1qzb7gjo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onwyn.tumblr.com/post/225689392" target="_blank">onwyn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/post/224578973/living-lichtenstein" target="_blank">loveyourchaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>living Lichtenstein</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/226027080http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/226027080Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:31:12 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks7b6oh5LR1qz8ncbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thank you, Google Street View.</p> <p>So, El Caracol Restaurant is maybe one of the best Mexican and Salvadorean places I’ve been so far in Vancouver.  It’s our go-to family-run greasy cheap joint mexiCAN place.</p> <p>Order the Pupusas.  For real.  Out of control good.</p> <p><b>El Caracol Restaurant</b><br/>5190 Victoria Drive<br/>Vancouver, B.C.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/225427066http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/225427066Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:37:35 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3z3aT5cA1qz8ncbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t pass out on stage anymore, you charming man.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223580040http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223580040Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:23:33 -0700http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223536189http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223536189Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:20:28 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VnBjQDeZPag&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VnBjQDeZPag&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I miss my beagle.</p> <p>I don’t miss my beagle escaping and wandering around the neighbourhood.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223058059http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/223058059Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:29:19 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvh99N4x61qz8ncbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>10 more days</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/219162442http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/219162442Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:17:32 -0700<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krucoscf8j1qz8ncbo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krucoscf8j1qz8ncbo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krucoscf8j1qz8ncbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krucoscf8j1qz8ncbo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>HALLOWEEN!!!!!! SOON!!!!!!!!</p> <p>(i miss my dog a whole lot, now).</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/218621122http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/218621122Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:41:15 -0700<p>computers suck when you’re stuck at work trying to finish doing something on them, and they won’t do it.</p> <p>but you can’t go home until it’s done.</p> <p>;ahw;ogrhk.jvbnK>Zesitu</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214290241http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214290241Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:06:27 -0700<a href="http://jezebel.com/5382821/pageant-mom-thought-her-baby-was-ugly-had-down-syndrome/gallery/">This is (maybe) the worst pageant mom yet</a>: <p>Who has a baby planning to make it a peageant child?  Only people who are inspired by the Living Dolls documentary, but are heartbroken when their dream doesn’t come true because “ohmigosh [her newborn daughter] looks like she has down syndrome”</p> <p>Fortunately the kid outgrows her ugliness.  Unfortunately her mom doesn’t seem to have been so lucky.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214258608http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214258608Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:30:00 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/214083632/tumblr_krkt0a0QpU1qz8ncb&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Roy Brown</b> - <i>Butcher Pete (Part I)</i></p> <p>Fallout 3. <br/>Definitely at the top of my list for best sick-day time wasters.</p> <p>**today is not a sick day, but I actually really like the soundtrack so I’m listening to it at work.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214083632http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214083632Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:57:00 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknc7Vf0Y1qz6ffro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknc7Vf0Y1qz6ffro2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknc7Vf0Y1qz6ffro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknc7Vf0Y1qz6ffro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krknc7Vf0Y1qz6ffro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hrrrthrrr.tumblr.com/post/213993737/bizarre-fly-art-by-magnus-muhr-kind-of-weird-but" target="_blank">hrrrthrrr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Bizarre Fly Art by </b><b><a>Magnus Muhr</a></b></p> <p>Kind of weird but I have to admit that it’s really quite clever!</p> </blockquote>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214079919http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/214079919Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:52:41 -0700<p><a href="http://www.wwd.com/retail-news/rodarte-a-go-with-target-2229917?src=nl/wkReview/20090807" target="_blank">Rodarte for Target</a> in <a href="http://www.seventeen.com/fashion/special/style-blog/rodarte-for-target?click=main_sr" target="_blank">stores & online, December 20th.</a></p> <p>Srsly.  This one’s gonna be worth a trip to ‘merica.</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/213843874http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/213843874Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:59:00 -0700<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krj8wopges1qzei2mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN SOON!</p>http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/213479753http://nowhere-fast.tumblr.com/post/213479753Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:22:27 -0700